JTHS Physics! (9a621a84)

Smack Talk
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Smack talk goes here for JTHS Physics!! Game URL: https://playyourdamnturn.com/game/9a621a84-e33b-4768-b4c4-1337cc92e7ae

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….I gotta tell you, in my first 3 moves, I feel that I have begun my master stroke. I feel that I will achieve all of the victories simultaneously four moves from now. Surrender now, and I will show mercy on your culture by building a museum dedicated to it.

Chauncey Doodles (Burkey)

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I see your words, but looking around my grand city all I see is open fields, rich resources, and my vast armies looking outward.

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I’ll surender if my museum can have a Mold-a-Rama machine.

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Sorry, I can’t abide that burning wax smell. Can I talk you into a pressed penny machine with various stamps reflecting highlights of your culture?

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Since by the ordination of God I both am called and am Emperor of the Germans, in nothing but name shall I appear to be ruler if the control of the German cities be wrested from my hands.

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@ChaunceyDoodles Instead of pennies, can we call them medallions?

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More than reasonable! Thank you for being so willing to submit.

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Alas, then, for the Mighty Teutons, for their kingdom shall fall, their line shall perish, and none shall remember them.

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Behold! In this very round, I have learned things! Fear the mighty Arabian Empire, for we have knowledge!

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@ChaunceyDoodles When do I get my medallions?

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The Medallions are on back-order.

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Behold, the Arabians have produced a builder! He shall go forth and build glory! He shall build destiny! He shall build Galactic Empire! (Our aspirations are not contained simply to this sphere)

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You Egyptians are an interesting gaggle of backwards wanderers. You dream so large that you forget your own ancestry!

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@ChaunceyDoodles Back-order?! Don’t promise me something you can’t deliver on.

arabian

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The effort you put forth in mocking your betters instead of directing it towards proper fealty only shows why the Arabian Empire shall crush you.

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Side Note: 1) Are we playing with barbarians? Villages? Any limits on victories?
2) I had to redo my turn 4 times today to get it to save and upload properly.

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BEHOLD! The Arabians have, by a mere act of farming, increased our knowledge of irrigation! The mighty tremble!

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  1. Yes, yes, no (I meant to turn off Score Victory, but forgot)
  2. Weird.
  3. I’m Arabia. You all see the Arabian loading screen because I started the game. It’s a weird holdover from the multiplayer features being kinda weak in this game. Kinda sucks.
    Eric - Arabia
    Zak - Germany
    Nick - Spain
    Meg - Japan
    James - Egypt
    AI - Sumeria
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P.S. We’re trembling only because the entire ground is trembling beneath the marching of our armies!